This image is by Midjourney 10/12/2023. I didn’t steer it, the prompt was “Earthworm Jim”.

The image is cool, but a million miles from Earthworm Jim.

Which song do you like best?

First Attempt: ChatGPT-4 – 10/12/2023

“Earthworm Jim’s Galactic Ride”

(Verse 1)
In a galaxy far, far away,
There’s a worm with a suit, ready to play.
With a blaster in hand and a grin on his face,
Earthworm Jim’s ready to race!

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, flying high,
Through the stars, touching the sky.
With his suit so tight and his courage so big,
He’s the hero we know, Earthworm Jim!

(Verse 2)
Evil Queen Slug-for-a-Butt’s on the prowl,
But Jim’s got the moves, and he’s on the howl.
With Peter Puppy by his side,
They’ll take on the universe, far and wide.

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, in his rocket ship,
Dodging asteroids, taking a trip.
To distant planets, and black holes too,
There’s no challenge he can’t get through.

(Bridge)
He’s been squashed, and he’s been stretched,
But he always comes back, refreshed.
With a “Groovy!” shout, and a dance of glee,
He’s the wormy hero, as brave as can be.

(Verse 3)
Princess What’s-Her-Name awaits his aid,
Through fiery pits and alien raids.
With his head held high, and his heart so pure,
Jim’s adventures, they never bore.

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, with a twinkle in his eye,
He’s the worm that can surely fly.
With enemies around, and dangers untold,
He’s the story that must be retold.

(Outro)
So here’s to the worm, with a suit so slim,
The galaxy’s hero, Earthworm Jim!

(Note: Earthworm Jim is a copyrighted character, and this song is a fictional creation inspired by the character. It’s intended for entertainment purposes only and not for commercial use.)

First Attempt: ChatGPT-3.5 – 10/12/2023

(Verse 1)
In a world beneath our feet, a hero you won’t believe,
He’s got a suit that’s sleek and pink, and a heart that’s hard to beat,
Earthworm Jim, he’s the one, with a blaster for a gun,
Fighting evil, having fun, in a world where worms can run.

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, he’s the worm with a plan,
He’ll save the day, just because he can,
With a whip and a blaster, he’s always on the go,
Earthworm Jim, our hero, don’t you know?

(Verse 2)
He’s got a sidekick named Peter, a trusty, loyal friend,
Together they’ll face danger, till the very end,
From Psy-Crow to Evil Queen, they’ll conquer every scene,
In this wacky, wild world, where adventure’s never been.

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, he’s the worm with a plan,
He’ll save the day, just because he can,
With a whip and a blaster, he’s always on the go,
Earthworm Jim, our hero, don’t you know?

(Bridge)
Through asteroid fields and cow launches, he’ll ride,
With a backpack of justice, by his side,
He’ll swing through the air, and he’ll slither through the mud,
Earthworm Jim, he’s the worm, and he’s just too cool, bud!

(Verse 3)
In the quest for Princess What’s-Her-Name, he’ll strive,
To rescue her from peril, keep her dreams alive,
With a cow as a ship and a trusty Pocket Rocket,
He’ll defeat the darkness, no matter how chaotic.

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, he’s the worm with a plan,
He’ll save the day, just because he can,
With a whip and a blaster, he’s always on the go,
Earthworm Jim, our hero, don’t you know?

(Outro)
So here’s to Earthworm Jim, the worm of the hour,
In a world so bizarre, he’s got the worm-power,
With a heart full of courage, and a sense of what’s right,
Earthworm Jim, our hero, beams with cosmic light!

First Attempt: GOOGLE BARD – 10/12/2023

(Verse 1)
There’s a hero on the scene, he’s the grooviest of all
He’s got a rocket head, and he’s ready to brawl
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, he’s the one to call
When the galaxy is in danger, he’ll answer the call

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, he’s our hero
He’s the worm that always saves the show
With his trusty sidekick Snott, he’s ready to go
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, we love you so

(Verse 2)
He’s faced off against Psy-Crow and Queen Pulsating Blobs
He’s even been to hell and back, but he never sobs
Earthworm Jim is brave, he’s never afraid
He’s the hero we need, the hero we’ve made

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, he’s our hero
He’s the worm that always saves the show
With his trusty sidekick Snott, he’s ready to go
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, we love you so

(Bridge)
He’s a worm with a heart, he’s always there to lend a hand
He’s a true friend, he’s the best in the land
So let’s raise a cheer for Earthworm Jim
He’s the grooviest hero, and we’re all glad he’s him

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, he’s our hero
He’s the worm that always saves the show
With his trusty sidekick Snott, he’s ready to go
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, we love you so

(Outro)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
We love you so

First Attempt: MICROSOFT BING – 10/12/2023

Verse 1:
He’s a worm, but he’s not slimy
He’s got a suit that makes him shiny
He’s got a gun, he’s got a whip
He’ll save the world, he’ll never slip

Chorus:
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero, we all need him
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’ll save the day, with his wormy grin

Verse 2:
He’s got a friend, named Peter Puppy
He’s always hungry, and always grumpy
They’ll fight the bad guys, they’ll save the day
They’ll do it all, in their own way

Chorus:
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero, we all need him
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’ll save the day, with his wormy grin

Bridge:
From New Junk City to Heck
Earthworm Jim is always on deck
With his trusty suit and his ray gun too
There’s nothing he can’t do

Chorus:
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero, we all need him
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’ll save the day, with his wormy grin

Outro:
So if you’re ever in trouble,
Just give him a call on the double,
Earthworm Jim will come to your aid,
And you’ll be glad that he stayed.

Bing Automatically made DRAFT #2

(Verse 1)
In a galaxy far, far away
Lived a worm named Jim, one groovy day
He got a suit and a plasma gun
And became the hero, number one

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the worm with a superhero whim
He’s got the heart and the might
To save the day and put up a fight

(Verse 2)
He’s got Psy-Crow and Queen Pulsating Bloat
And all sorts of villains to gloat
But Jim’s not afraid, he’s got the skills
To blast them away, send them over the hills

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the worm with a superhero whim
He’s got the heart and the might
To save the day and put up a fight

(Bridge)
Whether he’s flying through the air
Or swinging with his trusty hair
Earthworm Jim is always there
To save the day, everywhere

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the worm with a superhero whim
He’s got the heart and the might
To save the day and put up a fight

(Outro)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the greatest worm you’ll ever see
So cheer him on, give him a hooray
For Earthworm Jim, the hero of the day!

Bing Automatically made DRAFT #3

(Verse 1)
There’s a hero in town, he’s a groovy Earthworm Jim
He’s got a rocket suit and a plasma gun, he’s here to win
He’s fighting Psy-Crow and Queen Slug-for-a-Butt
To save Princess What’s-Her-Name and the whole darned mutt

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the funkiest worm of all time
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve

(Verse 2)
He’s got a head for brains and a heart of gold
He’s always there to help, whether young or old
He’s got a knack for getting into trouble
But he always comes out on top, groovy bubble

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the funkiest worm of all time
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve

(Bridge)
He’s a worm with a mission, he’s here to save the day
He’s got the moves, the skills, and the groovy sway
So let’s all cheer for Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve

(Chorus)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the funkiest worm of all time
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve

(Outro)
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the funkiest worm of all time
Earthworm Jim, Earthworm Jim
He’s the hero we need, not the one we deserve